Well, this is it. I’m officially out the country. Seeing as how I’m not sharing my physical holiday snapshots with you (unless they’re human-free and especially catchy) you get some written ones, instead. I’ll stick ‘em at the top of my posts in italics and together, they’ll pretty much represent my trip: full of savage animals and dust. Lovely jubbly!
I have my own scheduled posts waiting in the wings, and I have my lovely guest posters’ scheduled posts waiting also, and while I can’t actually access the internet, seeing as I have no computer, I can read my email from my mobile – isn’t Virgin considerate? This means that while I won’t be able to reply to any comments for about a month, I can still read them. Hannah, if you hijack my posts, I’ll beat you senseless with a stick (no, I won’t. We’ve had some cracking comments parties. Plus I don’t know where you live…).
What else? Oh, right. I’ve taken off first-time comment moderation, so please don’t post nasty stuff about me or do the whole ‘borderline borderline hahaha now you’re away you’re defenceless hahaha you are so borderline’ thing, because it’s tired now. Also, if your comment doesn’t turn up, it’s lost in spam. Keep trying!
I feel like Polonius when whatsisname is off to England. Or like a mother whose kid is off to Newquay after GCSEs (oo-er) and isn’t totally sure what they’ll be getting up to there and isn’t totally sure they want to find out (sex n drugs n rock n roll, if my year’s trip is anything to judge by). Or a plain old mother hen. Which is slightly disturbing, considering my young age and lack of children.
I’m going to miss this blog, I think. I like to write for it and I find it mightily therapeutic. And after spending so long in the company of my family, savage animals, and dust, therapy is probably something I’ll be needing. When I get back I’m going to have some catching up on everybody else’s to do, and a lot of comments to be leaving… so consider yourselves warned.
And that, I guess, is just about it. I wish you all the best of summers!
(And the title is because I have Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head. Sorry…)
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