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Erm. I just went to make dumpedbyanotherhallucination.somethingorother.com and it turns out the URL must be twenty letters or less. This is probably called outstaying my welcome, but seeing as:
butimkeepingthesandwich
morepossessivethanthegenitivecase
anothernameforeggnoodles
janeeyresurvivorsleague
thehallucinationstrikesback
iameatingmyeggnoodles
are now all ruled out (not that some of them were ever ruled in – ahem!), are there any brevity-loving readers out there who feel currently inspired? Even the word ‘hallucination’ on its own takes up thirteen of those letters – not that it has to be included, o’ course.
(I feel so stupid sticking around here for so long! Like the last bit of grot on a dirty pan… that’s me all over.)
I cannot let that sentence be the last thing I post here (because obviously I’ll never post again, yeah right, Robinson). OK. How about this: the winner gets… my real name (not to keep. Just to have and to hold till – erk. Don’t go there). Jeez, what an incentive! Your mind just started ticking over so loudly I can hear it from down Cardiff way. And I might not stick to that. So let’s just pretend there never was an incentive to spare all my lying blushes.
Pretty please cake-style with a metaphorical or possibly simply allusory cherry on the allegorical top?
Edit: ah, I forgot! Here’s a better note to leave on, because, yeah, I’m rather fond of Facebook (and OK, ’Because everybody knows Suzy is a sucker for attention’) : http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=31819553045, courtesy of zulululu who is lovely and has nothing I can link back to to show my appreciation of her loveliness, unfortunately. (I think you have to log in to Facebook before it works but I’m not sure.)
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you could always just make it dbah.whatever.com and then -call- the site dumped by another hallucination? or is that not an enticing enough URL? it does kind of sound like a frustrated noise, doesn’t it…
notanotherteenmoody…? ok no, that is poor, even i admit…
*will continue to think in lieu of doing history homework*
Suzy: you callin me moody, bitch?
There’s already notanotherstudentnurse out there, anyway. It’s bad enough being a moody teen, I don’t wanna be a copycat too… but thanks for kicking it off!
I do love the keepingthesandwich version, that’s got a great rhythm to it!
Suzy: yet is also startlingly irrelevant… (like I’m one to talk about irrelevance).
Consider the FB group joined by me, I can’t actually join it cos of the whole, y’know, anonymity thing (and not outing myself to my RL friends
)
Suzy: of course. (I’m looking solemn, for those of you who can’t see me.) But you could just be a lovely sane individual who happens to fancy me. It happens, guys!
Teenage Philanthropy?
Oh, wait, that’s over thirteen letters, isn’t it.
You know if it was me I’d find some obscure pop-culture reference to name it after, but that doesn’t lend itself to brevity either, I suppose.
Of course, the URL doesn’t have to be the same as the title. You could have dbah2.whatever.com and call it Return Of The Hallucination.
Suzy: you may be an Amazing Lexie but you’re not that Amazing. I mean, can you chat, sing, bark and flutter your luxurious lashes?
Yeah, but it’s always nice when they match. (I cannot tear my eyes from that advert. It is hypnotic in the worst of ways – ‘check out her jaunty little bow!’)
dumpedbyanillusion.whatever.com? hallucinationrot? Dunno, my creativity got lost in the doorbell I just installed.
Suzy: that line about the doorbell seems… like it ought to be very very deep… I can’t stop thinking about it.
Feel free to use the ‘notanother etc’ bit, if anything it might increase my traffic as i can borrrow your readers when they get lost looking for you! Otherwise, I have no suggestions as I’m horrifically lacking in imagination…
:0)
Suzy: we could become a franchise! The student nurse, the teen moody, and then… the engineer! The wannabe poet! The Star Wars fan!
flatdietcoke
with one letter to spare
Suzy: I like. I want to stick ‘dumped by a’ at the beginning but that’s over the limit and also makes no sense. (Like DBAH itself does?)
Sorry, eight letters :s
(My head’s a bit snot-filled, yer honour.)
Suzy: *bangs gavel* Acquitted!
Think like a sub – no verbs. ever.
Anyway, if we’re going to get dumped (again *sigh*) we have 11 letters to play with.
dumpedbyaforum?
dumpedbyaflatcoke?
dumpedbyeggnoodles?
dumpedbyjaneeyre?
etc.
(You see I’m not bound by making sense.)
Suzy: we don’t have to be dumped! Let’s be ‘askedoutbyjaneeyre’! ‘askedoutbyeggnoodles’! Yes! Let’s see those creative juices flow like the rivers!
dumpedbyarobinson?
Suzy: I’m sorry you feel that way.
Suzyyy. I have a problem with your idea about letting the winner know your real name: you’ve gone and —————-!!
xx
Suzy: let me quote myself: ‘And I might not stick to that. So let’s just pretend there never was an incentive to spare all my lying blushes.’ You’re not very good at pretending, Kate bach!
Bugger. Didn’t quite read that far
“Suzy” bach :p
Suzy: up yours, “Kate” cariadvach or whatever it was.
Hmph.
Whateves.
Suzy: end of.